I asked Lorelei if she wants to blog something, and she does. She told me to write: I want a big bucket, like from the big bucket waterpark. (She must remember we're going on Monday, only I don't think we'd be able to fit the big bucket that dumps water on our heads into our bathroom--sorry, Lorelei). She also wanted me to add a smiley face.
Gryffy, the pea-sized pirate, likewise wants to say: Mommy, wipe me booty. Avast, to the poop deck! (Indeed, I'm smelling something funky).